Owing money all over town...

I was watching The Big Lebowski on cable just now, and I checked the title description in the little digital cable menu. I don't know, I like to read the descriptions. It's always interesting to see what some low level studio flack thought would be a good twenty-word summation. Well, as many television coniseurs (I certainly mispelled that word) will know, they rate the movies with stars--out of four.
Which sets up the obvious question: how many did Lebowski get? Listen to this bullshit: two, Lebowski got two goddamn stars. That is crap, utter crap!

UPDATE: Igby Goes Down, also only two. Stripes got three, so that's cool. But F-ing Dragon Lord got three. And while MacArthur got three, I just don't think it deserves them. Whoever's giving out the stars is clearly drunk. And why is Igby on Lifetime? It's about a priviledged Manhattan boy who tries to do it with Claire Danes, not exactly empowering the sisterhood.

UPDATE: The Wedding Singer got three! That was a piece of crap compared to Lebowski. And Hope Floats got two...that is clearly a one-star picture--it's not even so bad it's good, it has Sandra Bullock, I mean, damn! Drunken Star-Man has struck again (this looks like a job for the Dynamic Duo!--sorry.)