Fox will not be satisfied until I hurt someone

When our nation is finally pulled under the rising waves of history and we sink further and further from the light above and deeper into the blue dark and finally settle on the abyssal plane that itself is a kind of nightmarish nothingness and serves as a wating place for the time before we are swallowed by the Leviathon of Oblivion, when all that finally happens and part of each of us breathes its sigh of relief because we just couldn't fucking take it anymore anyway. Well, it will have somehting to do with television. This is my firm belief. Fox, so they say, is cancelling "Arrested Development." Which is the only good show they've put on the air in the last 5 years. It's funny. And God help me, that simple statement is high praise. I mean have you seen "Stacked"? No, of course you haven't, nobody has, but that motherfucker is being renewed because Pam Anderson's giant fake tits are in it. I think she has lines too, I don't really know.
It is a truth universally to be acknowledged that people are only as stupid as the media that they consume. If you have some learning (I mean, like, a year of college, or a good high school education) and are given a chance to see or hear or read quality material, then you will appreciate it and your tastes and opinions will grow in sophistication. This is kind of the promise of the Enlightened Democracy. And of course those tastes and opinions will be different from each other from person to person. That's just the vibrant Agora of our marketplace of ideas. Blah, blah, blah. I think we can all agree that Pam Anderson is a blight on our nation and that "Arrested Development" is clever innovative and has a brilliant ensemble cast. Fuck Fox.