He'll Save the Children, But Not the British Children

My fascination with both long-dead American political figures and the legends surrounding them is rewarded with profane hilarity in this animation. The guy who did it also created an alternate soundtrack and commentary for Harry Potter and theSocerer's Stone which is itslef pretty sweet. You knew that George Washington never told a lie and chopped down that cherry tree (about which chopping, no lie was told) but did you know that he threw a knife into heaven, and fucked the shit out of bears? Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.