TJ Hooker, Or: The Captain

I just watched an episode of T.J. Hooker. Let me explain. It was called "Hot Property". Stacy is implicated in the disappearance of two kilos of heroin from a bust. You see, the Captain (W. Shatner) was worried that his partner (H. Locklear) was a narcotraficante. But all is well. Kirk is pure and so is Heather (roarrrrrr.) Also, they stopped a drug ring in LA 25 years ago, yay!
Warp speed mister Sulu....you dirty, dirty, whore.