Three things:

Number One: Fuck this. Way to go terrorists, not only a senseless loss of life, but know the G8 summit is going to be all about you and not the global spread of HIV and the forgiveness of third world debt. So there you are, all your rhetoric about opression has been once and for all proven to be a bunch of hollow talk from goat-fuckers. Man, I really hate goat-fuckers.

Number Two: Today is Gustav Mahler's 145th birthday. And I just don't like him at all.

Number Three: I have recently spent several days at beautiful Clark Lake, MI due to the hospitality of the Hoppert clan, and damned if it isn't just the greatest little garden spot ever. But I still don't like the Midwest.