Avast! The dolphins are not fooling around.

So, the delphinic menace has sent cephalopod shock troops in advance of their invasion force. Let me break this down for you: giant squid attack and defeat sperm whales. Just look to the left. Do you see? Do you see why you should fear?
We are all lucky that squid didn't just climb up the god damn fishing line and get a good look at who was fucking with him. When the dolphins return to the surface-world and reclaim their birth right as masters of this globe will they be riding on the backs of super intelligent squid, flanked with chameleonic octopi who have been hiding among us, gathering intelligence, for decades? Only time will tell. I would just like to state for the record--ahem--that I do not like calimari, and have never countenanced the consumption of cuttlefish or squid of any kind.