Joke Time

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him kind of funny, but he gets the man his drink. The guy pays, downs his drink and orders another. The bartender looks at him kind of funny and decides to say something. So the bartender asks the guy,"What's with the duck?" The guy looks at the bartender and exploits and unprecendented national disaster to push through a bunch of conservative social policies that couldn't find real support the first time around (because they are horrible ideas) including the repeal of federal regulations that would guarantee competitive wages at a time when people need that sort of fiscal security most and the possibility that the children caught up in all of this may not be given access to public schooling while a voucher system is rapidly put in place to ensure that those who want sectarian education will get it--all in a cynical attempt to force Democrats into opposing such horrible ideas and look like they are against disaster relief so that the Republicans can hammer them with the issue in '06.

Man, I'll tell you what, those classics still work no matter how many times you hear them.
Remember when opposing the shitty make up of the DHS (the dividends of which we are reaping now) and not the DHS itself back in '02 made you anti national security? Boy that was a side splitter too.