Wow, number 159.

Oh boy! Well...just let me get composed here...alright. Well, this is the 159th post here at The Justinain Code and I'm just speechless. I really wasn't expecting this, I'm so excited! I mean. I couldn't have done it without all the help I got from Michael Bay, Will Smith, our guardian angel Gwyneth Paltrow, and of course Harvey Weinstein. Thanks Harv! "Go all they way!" right? remember? yeah! hahahahaha!
Also, I want to be serious here for a minute. I want to thank my moms...who is up in heaven [applause] yeah, thanks, she's watching me right now. And also...Jesus...who makes all things possible. And I want to thank myself, who nominated me for this award. And all the people who are me who voted for me for this award. Thak you [kisses fingers and points them into the sky] and good night!