Dude, this is not cool.

This is not cool at all. I don't know what the rules are exactly and I don't care, all I know is that lions are against the rules. There are no lions, lions are strictly forbidden. Every once in a while you think that it cant get worse. But it always does. I mean, we've already passed forced sodomy and entered the realm of lion-torture (which is nasty torture indeed). Next up is forced sodomy of a lion. I say we got three months max before we hear about forcing detainees to cut off a limb to free themselves. Like Saw and shit, because at this point we are "this" close to sociopathic serial killer as a nation. Seriously. Three months...max.