Who's House? Ben's House!
Who's got his name on all three founding documents of American independence (DoI, Constitution, treaty of recognition with Britain)? Who had many illigitimate children, one of whom became Royal Governor of New Jersey? Who got the gout because of his love of fine wines, and flirted with young comtesse's well into his 70's (much to their general delight)? Who became an icon of both the American and French Revolutions? Benjamin Franklin, dude. Today is his 300th birthday. You know that man gets all the honeys upstairs.
posted by justin | 7:27 PM
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dude, i tottally went to teh bens houz, and he was all sleepin an shit, but i took teh dump-z0rrs on his floor and he was all like wtf lol
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