President Gore

Al Gore walks among the clouds and breaths fire. Al Gore goes about 7'2" 350 lbs. Al Gore wears a live rattler for a belt and drinks the milk of cows straight from the teat. Al Gore once killed Johnny Cash in Reno, just to watch him die, then he brought him back to life: that's where Johnny got the idea for the song. Al Gore dragged his axe in the ground and the Grand Canyon was the result. Al Gore drops tombstones on the ground and dead bodies grow up underneath 'em. Al Gore is the father of every child in this room.

Those links are all to the same place. A copy of a speach he gave today and you should go read it right now.

The number of cables connecting to homes is limited in each community and usually forms a natural monopoly. The broadcast and satellite spectrum is likewise a scarce and limited resource controlled by a few. The production of programming has been centralized and has usually required a massive capital investment. So for these and other reasons, an ever-smaller number of large corporations control virtually all of the television programming in America.

That's some revolutionary motherf***ing talk. Damn it all, Al Gore, where were you in 2000? This kind of talk wins races.