It's everybody's favorite show! "Angry Citizen Movie Theatre"

When this movie is shown on cable, it will be one of those transcendant moments in Cinema like Birth of a Nation or The Jazz Singer, except...you know...not a horrible racist spectacle--just a great movie. So it's going to be my new favorite. I can already tell.

"This is a horror story because most of the characters are Republicans," director Joe Dante announced before the November 13 world premiere of his latest movie, Homecoming, at the Turin Film Festival. Republicans, as it happens, will be the ones who find Homecoming's agitprop premise scariest: In an election year, dead veterans of the current conflict crawl out of their graves and stagger single-mindedly to voting booths so they can eject the president who sent them to fight a war sold on "horseshit and elbow grease."
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"You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see what a fucking mess we're in," he continues. "It's been happening steadily for the past four years, and nobody said peep. The New York Times and all these people that abetted the lies and crap that went into making and selling this war—now that they see the guy is a little weak, they're kicking him with their toe to make sure he doesn't bite back. It's cowardly. This pitiful zombie movie, this fucking B movie, is the only thing anybody's done about this issue that's killed 2,000 Americans and untold numbers of Iraqis? It's fucking sick." While gratified by the warm reception to Homecoming in Turin, Dante says he's eager for the right-wing punditocracy back home to see it: "I hope this movie bothers a lot of people that disagree with it—and that it makes them really pissed off, as pissed off as the rest of us are."

When the Dolphins come, with their cephalopod shock troops, will you be able to say that you stood with our patriotic dissident zombie troops as they righted wrongs and made us strong to fight the Menace From the Deep? Or will you have stood against them?